Random Crap

So today is Thursday....my workplace provided lunch for all employees today. That was a nice thing to do although i bet that half of the hourly employees did not clock out before they went to eat...those lazy bastards. As were lining up to get food an employee literally had a mental breakdown. It was crazy cuz guy is all old and shit and he just fell off his rocker in front of everybody. It was pretty freaking awesome. On another we have some killer video that should go to World's Wildest Police Chases. Our chief photographer was almost run over and killed by a 9 month pregnant escaped convict. Yep you heard it right a 9 month pregnant escaped convict. How incompetent is our police force that allows a nine month pregnant woman escape, hijack a car, and then lead police on an hour long high speed chase. On a positive note the baby was born this morning, but the mother did not name it Chase which would have been appropriate. She named it some pussy name like Braxton or Bradley some non-macho crap like that. That is not cool.

Also I was hungover this morning but Mr. Rogers ham, egg, and cheese biscuit was able to se me nominally right....HUZZAH!!!!!

So that was kind of awesome, although I am still yawning a lot. Which has its good and bad parts, don't ask me what they are cuz I don't know homeys.

Funny cartoon: hope this works