Ten Top Trivia Tips about Matt willis!
- Never store matt willis at room temperature.
- 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by matt willis.
- If you toss matt willis 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- Matt willis has a memory span of three seconds.
- Reindeer like to eat matt willis.
- Matt willis can jump up to sixteen times his own height!
- Matt willis is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
- Finding matt willis on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
- Matt willis can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast.
- Matt willis can squeeze his entire body through a hole the size of his beak.
posted by umrebel @ 2:54 PM
2 Comments:
At 4:18 PM,
KayJayPea said…
10. I didn't know you had a beak. And frankly, I'm a little afraid of what that "beak" might be, so no explanation is necessary.
At 4:04 PM,
JonPDalewood said…
1. Jon Pollard can jump up to sixteen times his own height.
2. About one tenth of Jon Pollard is permanently covered in ice!
3. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Jon Pollard.
4. Jon Pollardolatry is the mindless worship of Jon Pollard.
5. If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about Jon Pollard!
6. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Jon Pollard.
7. The Jon Pollard-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jon Pollard-fights take place there every day!
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Jon Pollard.
9. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Jon Pollard has 7.
10. A Jon Pollardometer is used to measure Jon Pollard!
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